April 11, 2018April 12, 2018 Gaucho Marks

Earthquake Convinces UCSB to Become Online University

April 10, 2018 Gaucho Marks

Exorcism Performed on South Hall Elevators

March 21, 2018March 29, 2018 Gaucho Marks

Chances of Indirect Ass-To-Ass Contact Rises to 1 in 3 During Finals Week

March 20, 2018March 20, 2018 Gaucho Marks

FBI Agent Cringes at Student’s Final Paper

March 14, 2018September 21, 2018 Gaucho Marks

UCSB Runs Out of Toilet Paper Made from Recycled Finals Emails

December 10, 2017December 10, 2017 Gaucho Marks

Email From the Office of the Grand Chancellor Henry T. Yang: Cyber Bullying Re. Thomas Fire

December 10, 2017February 2, 2018 Gaucho Marks

Thomas Fire Definitive Proof We Are In Worst Branch of Multiverse

December 1, 2017December 1, 2017 Gaucho Marks

Young Americans for Liberty Debate Goes Horribly Awry as People Voice Only Positive Opinions

November 15, 2017November 15, 2017 Gaucho Marks

Embarrassing! First-Time Professor Traps Self in Projector

November 14, 2017February 20, 2018 Gaucho Marks

Vice Chancellor Mephistopheles Raises Tuition $15K, Your Immortal Soul

October 21, 2017October 23, 2017 Gaucho Marks

University Researchers Discover UCSB Real School

January 20, 2017 Gaucho Marks

Students Avoid Day of Education to Protest Ignorance

November 8, 2016November 8, 2016 Gaucho Marks

Sinister By Association: Evil Links Found between SB Democrats, Illuminati, and ASUCSB

April 4, 2016 Gaucho Marks

UCSB Students Mistake “Grouplove” for Massive Orgy

February 23, 2016 Gaucho Marks

A.S. Parties Change Names, Become Unintentionally Sexual

February 6, 2016 Gaucho Marks

The Daily Nexus has a Nexustential crisis

December 3, 2015December 3, 2015 Gaucho Marks

Impressionable kid mauled by Arbor tabling

November 24, 2015November 24, 2015 Gaucho Marks

“Some Guidelines for Appropriate and Inappropriate Sounds to Make in Lecture”

November 11, 2015November 11, 2015 Gaucho Marks

What People Are Really Doing on their Computers in Class

June 14, 2015June 14, 2015 Gaucho Marks

“So Blessed To Have Spent 4 Years Here At The Beach” Says Outgoing Senior Tanya Hernandez, Who Went Stand-Up Paddle Boarding Once While At UCSB