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March 2, 2016 Gaucho Marks

Trump’s March Madness Bracket

February 24, 2014 Gaucho Marks

Indiana Pacers Trade Orlando Johnson Back To UC Santa Barbara

February 18, 2014 Gaucho Marks

Vladimir Putin Lures Olympic Gold Medalists Into Island Manhunt

February 3, 2014 Gaucho Marks

Oil Companies Put Added Fuel into 2014 Super Bowl Commercials

June 5, 2013 Gaucho Marks

Playoff Experience Enlightens Pacers Rookie Orlando Johnson to Low Bar of Greatness at UCSB

April 4, 2013April 4, 2013 Gaucho Marks

March Sadness: The Physical and Emotional Injuries of the 2013 NCAA Tournament

March 5, 2013 Gaucho Marks

Physically Mature Gaucho B-Baller Shatters Records With Shattered Pelvis

January 24, 2013 Gaucho Marks

UCSB Nerd Calls Manti Te’o a Symbol of Hope for Girlfriend-Fabricators

December 10, 2012December 10, 2012 Gaucho Marks

UCSB Argentinean Cowboys Gear Up for Multi-Corporation Holiday Bowl

November 24, 2012November 24, 2012 Gaucho Marks

Recap: Your Family’s Thanksgiving Football Game

November 8, 2012November 8, 2012 Gaucho Marks

Scandalous Break-Up Between Gaucho Defender and Referee Results in Loss to Davis

October 31, 2012October 31, 2012 Gaucho Marks

My Lakers Probably Disappointed Me in Season Opener

February 11, 2012 Gaucho Marks

Argentinean Cowboys Baffled After Losing Game They Wanted, Tried to Win

February 11, 2012 Gaucho Marks

Argentinean Cowboys Head Coach Swears Not to Gamble Away His Pay Raise

November 6, 2011November 7, 2011 Gaucho Marks

Football Player Calls For Vegan Tortilla Throwing

November 4, 2011November 8, 2011 Gaucho Marks

Football Team to Receive Pre-Priority Registration, Teach Classes

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