August 12, 2023February 23, 2024 Gaucho Marks Diversity Win! Female UCSB Mathematician Discovers New Number!
August 3, 2023August 12, 2023 Gaucho Marks Gaucho Marks Writers Announce Solidarity With WGA Strike By Continuing to Slack Off
March 1, 2023March 2, 2023 Gaucho Marks Charlie Kirk Reveals Surprise Guest Eric Cartman at UCSB Event
November 19, 2022November 20, 2022 Gaucho Marks UCSB Agrees to Offer $54,000/yr Salary to Grad Workers—in Gauchobucks
October 30, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks Satisfied with the Successful Appointment of Justice Coney Barrett, Senator Ted Cruz Is Sure He’s a Very Smart Boy
April 28, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks Writing my Wrongs: Swindling Swine, INFERNAPE, and Cowardice at Carrillo — Letter #2
April 22, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks Writing My Wrongs: Flat-Earthers, Testicles, and Scapegoats — Letter #1
February 5, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks Duchess Meghan Markle And Duke Harry Breaking News: i dOnT cArE