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February 13, 2020February 13, 2020 Gaucho Marks

An Interview With a Raccoon

November 21, 2019November 20, 2019 Gaucho Marks

July 18, 1969

November 4, 2019October 29, 2019 Gaucho Marks

Ranked UCs Ranked by Stereotype

October 31, 2019October 28, 2019 Gaucho Marks

Feline Fatale: We’re All a Bunch of Mountain Pussies!

October 30, 2019October 28, 2019 Gaucho Marks

Keep it Safe, Keep it Local, Keep it in the Family. Inbreeding: Fun for the Whole Family!

October 25, 2019October 24, 2019 Gaucho Marks

Top 3 UCSB Halloween Events of 2019

April 19, 2019 Gaucho Marks

I Escaped a Cult: Surviving Calpirg

February 8, 2019February 8, 2019 Gaucho Marks

Five More White Students Added To Black Studies

October 26, 2018October 26, 2018 Gaucho Marks

Department of Religious Studies Invents New God

October 20, 2018 Gaucho Marks

Chancellor Yang Added to Smash Bros. Ultimate for Nintendo Switch

May 31, 2018June 1, 2018 Gaucho Marks

Questions Guy From Arbor Raises Prices Due To Hard Times

May 10, 2018 Gaucho Marks

Department of Gnome Studies Faces Budget Shortfalls

May 3, 2018May 4, 2018 Gaucho Marks

Class Watches Helplessly As Professor Types “www.googlesearch.com” Into Google Search Bar

April 25, 2018April 25, 2018 Gaucho Marks

10 Things To Do With Your Bachelor’s Degree

April 11, 2018April 12, 2018 Gaucho Marks

Earthquake Convinces UCSB to Become Online University

April 10, 2018 Gaucho Marks

Exorcism Performed on South Hall Elevators

March 21, 2018March 29, 2018 Gaucho Marks

Chances of Indirect Ass-To-Ass Contact Rises to 1 in 3 During Finals Week

March 20, 2018March 20, 2018 Gaucho Marks

FBI Agent Cringes at Student’s Final Paper

March 14, 2018September 21, 2018 Gaucho Marks

UCSB Runs Out of Toilet Paper Made from Recycled Finals Emails

December 10, 2017December 10, 2017 Gaucho Marks

Email From the Office of the Grand Chancellor Henry T. Yang: Cyber Bullying Re. Thomas Fire

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The moment you’ve all been waiting for… Our print edition is here! This year our writers have put their blood, sweat, and other bodily fluids into this zine, so you don’t want to miss it! Containing never-before-seen content that will make the CIA blast your head clean off upon reading it! (RIP Gary Smith, 4th year comms major, he was our trial reader) They're talking about duking it out for the space but we're pretty sure they have very different ideas about how it would go down 🥸 Say hello to Gamma Mu Chi (Γμχ)! Gaucho Marks is officially opening the first and for some reason only single chapter fraternity/sorority. Rush starts next quarter! Come join and make friends you'll hate for the rest of your life! 🥸 Students say they are very excited to celebrate this festive and/or tragic holiday! “We deeply apologize for the recent hazing incident that occurred at 5 am,” a representative said on her Instagram story. “We promise that all future hazing events will take place before curfew.” Mecury retrograde might be why you have an insatiable need to give yourself a haircut but it is NOT the reason you didn't study for the midterm you knew was going to happen four weeks ago. Do you have any famous classmates? Are you a famous classmate? Hit us up for a collab, we’d love to leech off your success! This is a monumental achievement on part of the UCSB student body, not only might it work, it has also become the first thing everyone's been able to agree on! MAKE SURE TO SIGN THIS VERY REAL PETITION, AND HAPPY 4/20 TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE!! 🥸 Do you want to be a part of your favorite campus satire publication? Sumbit a drawing of our mascot, Gaucho Marky to be included in our Spring Zine. The more crudely drawn, the better! Link in bio!

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