- Trying to connect to Wi-Fi
- Looking at ancestry.com to calculate what fraction Native American they are
- Reading online horoscopes that say they will lose focus and struggle with work ethic
- Watching videos of people playing video games
- Hacking into Russian nuclear base
- Watching Hotline Bling videos
- Running a One Direction Twitter fan account
- Selling random parts of a bike on eBay
- Reading wikihow article “How to convince my black friend I’m not racist”
- Stalking the professor on Facebook
- Watching a TED video on paying attention
- Photoshopping Donald Trump onto pictures of literal douchebags
- Getting an online degree from Grand Canyon University
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Flying a drone in Iraq - Watching Kardashian sex tape
- Reading yahoo answers page “I gave myself a prostate examination… And I got a boner?”
- Taking a Buzzfeed pregnancy test
- Ordering food for delivery to Campbell Hall
- skyping someone who didn’t physically come to class but is actually paying attention
- Listening to Nicki Minaj’s school pep talk
- Looking at the transfer requirements for UCLA and UC Berkeley
- Taking selfies on Photobooth
- Teaching an online class
- stalking ex on Facebook to make sure they are having a worse life than you are
- buying a gun
- Unblocking the guy that sent them an unwanted dick pic the night before
- actually looking at the website for that flyer being passed around the lecture hall
- Disabling the security system of the Koch brother’s house to rob them
- Playing Sims 4
- Making a sick beat with recording of people coughing in class
- Anonymously starting a fight online to compensate for their inferior penis size
- Reading Zola’s story
- Going on Tumblr and hoping porn doesn’t pop up on their dashboard
- Watching porn
- Updating software that takes the entire lecture time
- Watching puppy videos and crying
- Buying industrial size packages of tortillas
- Writing an essay on why straight white male upper class Christian republicans are the most oppressed people in America
- Writing Poot Lovato’s Wikipedia page
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