November 4, 2019October 29, 2019 Gaucho Marks

Ranked UCs Ranked by Stereotype

June 10, 2019June 10, 2019 Gaucho Marks

Brave! Local Woman Wears Romper to Use Gas Station Bathroom

May 31, 2018 Gaucho Marks

George W. Bush Reads a Duck Book

March 4, 2018March 9, 2018 Gaucho Marks

9 Reasons Why the Raccoon Is a Better Mascot than the Gaucho

February 24, 2018March 5, 2018 Gaucho Marks

Student Caught Doping During Exams

February 20, 2018February 20, 2018 Gaucho Marks

10 Ways Bernie Can Still Win

February 14, 2018March 7, 2018 Gaucho Marks

Valentines Day Invented By Couple to Make Single People Feel Bad

February 13, 2018 Gaucho Marks

’69 Love Songs’ Still the Best Soundtrack for Your Valentine’s Day

February 11, 2018 Gaucho Marks

Student Personally Affected by Mudslides, Amazon Package Three Days Late

February 11, 2018February 11, 2018 Gaucho Marks

Justin Timberlake Performs SexyBack, Janet Jackson Tries to Expose His Sexy Rack

November 7, 2017 Gaucho Marks

UCSB Greek Life Announces Decision to Initiate Raccoons

November 7, 2017November 7, 2017 Gaucho Marks

Trump to Drop American Presidency Before Midterm

November 4, 2017December 1, 2017 Gaucho Marks

University Bathrooms Roll Out Pumpkin Spice Condoms

November 4, 2017 Gaucho Marks

Freshman Hit By Bike For First Time

November 2, 2017November 2, 2017 Gaucho Marks

Cops, Horses Patrolling Del Playa on Halloween Revealed to be Cal Poly Students in Costume

October 31, 2017October 31, 2017 Gaucho Marks

Guy In English Class Won’t Shut Up

October 30, 2017November 3, 2017 Gaucho Marks

Professor With Full Chili Pepper on RMP Not Actually That Hot

October 27, 2017October 27, 2017 Gaucho Marks

Halloween Safety Tips

January 26, 2017 Gaucho Marks

Here’s a list of people who have to die/resign/be removed so that Bernie can get his chance!

January 23, 2017January 23, 2017 Gaucho Marks

We’re Sorry: An Apology Letter from the Staff at Gaucho Marks, aka Fake News