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April 7, 2023May 5, 2023 Gaucho Marks

Gaucho Marks’ Guide To Deltopia

Eric Cartman wearing a Hitler uniform sits on a stool next to Charlie Kirk on stage
March 1, 2023March 2, 2023 Gaucho Marks

Charlie Kirk Reveals Surprise Guest Eric Cartman at UCSB Event

Here's how YOU can stand up to the Australian Annexation of UCSB! A UCSB student is seen throwing a koala into a eucalyptus tree like a basketball.
November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Australia Annexes Central Coast, Too Many Eucalyptus Trees

Dead seabird on the beach with a Shen Yun flyer sticking out of its belly
May 20, 2022May 17, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Over 85% of Ocean Trash Shen Yun Adverts

Digital illustration of blonde white frat boys coming off a factory conveyor belt.
April 18, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Frat Factory Faces Supply Chain Shortage on Justins, Ethans, Tristans

February 7, 2022February 11, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Charles Munger Presents: The Mungie Awards

January 26, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Netflix Acquires Gaucho Marks in $2.8T Deal

May 26, 2021November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Sadboi Vibes Presents: EDC at the Beach!

April 19, 2021November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

That Big Boat Is Now Stuck in the Campus Lagoon!

October 23, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Isla Vista Halloween-at-Home Survival Guide

April 21, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Quarantine Recipes: Tomato and Egg Stir Fry

February 24, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

An Open Letter to the Girl Who Keeps Raising Her Hand in My GE Class

February 13, 2020February 13, 2020 Gaucho Marks

An Interview With a Raccoon

February 10, 2020February 9, 2020 Gaucho Marks

Cats: A Eulogy

November 14, 2019November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Sugar Daddies Reign Supreme at Top of Food Pyramid

November 6, 2019November 2, 2019 Gaucho Marks

La Croix, Le Fraud: An Almost Truthful Tale

November 4, 2019October 29, 2019 Gaucho Marks

Ranked UCs Ranked by Stereotype

October 31, 2019October 28, 2019 Gaucho Marks

Feline Fatale: We’re All a Bunch of Mountain Pussies!

October 29, 2019October 29, 2019 Gaucho Marks

The Four Orientalist Horsegirls of Halloween

October 24, 2019 Gaucho Marks

Airpod Serling’s No Flex Zone

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The moment you’ve all been waiting for… Our print edition is here! This year our writers have put their blood, sweat, and other bodily fluids into this zine, so you don’t want to miss it! Containing never-before-seen content that will make the CIA blast your head clean off upon reading it! (RIP Gary Smith, 4th year comms major, he was our trial reader) They're talking about duking it out for the space but we're pretty sure they have very different ideas about how it would go down 🥸 Say hello to Gamma Mu Chi (Γμχ)! Gaucho Marks is officially opening the first and for some reason only single chapter fraternity/sorority. Rush starts next quarter! Come join and make friends you'll hate for the rest of your life! 🥸 Students say they are very excited to celebrate this festive and/or tragic holiday! “We deeply apologize for the recent hazing incident that occurred at 5 am,” a representative said on her Instagram story. “We promise that all future hazing events will take place before curfew.” Mecury retrograde might be why you have an insatiable need to give yourself a haircut but it is NOT the reason you didn't study for the midterm you knew was going to happen four weeks ago. Do you have any famous classmates? Are you a famous classmate? Hit us up for a collab, we’d love to leech off your success! This is a monumental achievement on part of the UCSB student body, not only might it work, it has also become the first thing everyone's been able to agree on! MAKE SURE TO SIGN THIS VERY REAL PETITION, AND HAPPY 4/20 TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE!! 🥸 Do you want to be a part of your favorite campus satire publication? Sumbit a drawing of our mascot, Gaucho Marky to be included in our Spring Zine. The more crudely drawn, the better! Link in bio!

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