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Viral Edition: Print Issue Winter 2020

February 12, 2021February 12, 2021 gauchomarks

A.S. Runoff Election Decided by Student Body—Just One Student Body

February 11, 2021February 11, 2021 gauchomarks

Pixar Announces Animated “Passion of the Christ”

February 10, 2021February 10, 2021 gauchomarks

Gaucho Plagued Absurdism (GPA) Vol. 3 Iss. 1: Down the Temporal Hole – The Last Bus to North Hall 2.85

February 3, 2021February 1, 2021 gauchomarks

Christopher Nolan to Release a Decoder for “Tenet”

February 1, 2021February 1, 2021 gauchomarks

Doubleplusungood News for Orwell’s Fake Fans

January 28, 2021January 28, 2021 gauchomarks

Are We Going to Talk About this Sexual Tension Between Us, Nexustentialism?

January 25, 2021January 25, 2021 gauchomarks

2021 Bingo!

December 3, 2020January 13, 2021 gauchomarks

For He’s a Jolly Good Mallow

December 2, 2020January 5, 2021 gauchomarks

Build a Breakfast Buffet and We’ll Tell You Which 18th Century Literary Trope You Are with Surprising Accuracy!

December 1, 2020December 1, 2020 gauchomarks

Gaucho Plagued Absurdism (GPA) Vol. 2 Iss. 2: Mapache Season – The Ballad of Olé the Time-Traveling Gaucho 3.38

November 24, 2020November 24, 2020 gauchomarks

Fuck Regular Thanksgiving

November 23, 2020December 2, 2020 gauchomarks

Which Thanksgiving Cooking Utensil Are You?

November 20, 2020November 24, 2020 gauchomarks

Your Weekly Wrap-up: News from the Underground

November 17, 2020November 17, 2020 gauchomarks

Gaucho Plagued Absurdism (GPA) Vol. 2 Iss. 1: Mapache Season — Raccoon Theology 3.13

November 13, 2020November 13, 2020 gauchomarks

Thank You for Your Payment

November 3, 2020November 3, 2020 gauchomarks

This Is It! Gaucho Marks Presidential Mad Libs 2020!

October 30, 2020October 30, 2020 gauchomarks

Satisfied with the Successful Appointment of Justice Coney Barrett, Senator Ted Cruz Is Sure He’s a Very Smart Boy

October 23, 2020November 10, 2020 gauchomarks

Isla Vista Halloween-at-Home Survival Guide

May 17, 2020May 10, 2020 gauchomarks

Doodle Analyses in Quarantine: BIG MOOD

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