SANTA BARBARA, CA – Saying that their sex life had waned in past months due to dread over the future of their country and potential future heads of government, local college students Katie Haskins, 21, and Rob Ellis, 20, stated… Read More ›
In an attempt to one-up Bernie Sanders, who appeared on-screen to introduce Run the Jewels at weekend one of Coachella, Hillary Clinton made a physical appearance at weekend 2 of the festival. Clinton’s helicopter touched down in Indio early Friday… Read More ›
SEVILLE RD. – Thousands of Bay Area pilgrims descended on Seville Road Monday to witness the opening of the 25th location of Ike’s Love and Sandwiches, run by Ike Shehadeh, their fearless leader dressed in a traditional buckled pilgrim… Read More ›
In an effort to get students off the street for Deltopia, the University hosted its second annual Warm Up concert with headliner “Grouplove”. However, when hundreds of scantily-clad UCSB students arrived at the Thunderdome on Saturday night hoping to partake… Read More ›
Since the NCAA basketball tournament is approaching, Donald Trump decided to make his own bracket for the presidential race.
The Big Short— You think it’s important for people to have a better understanding of the 2008 financial crisis, and you learned so much about journalism from Anchorman, so this is really the perfect film. Bridge of Spies— You were… Read More ›
I.V.-based band Beach Words are playing a show this Saturday at a house on the 66 block of Trigo and they would very much like you to attend. In fact, this has been their main focus for the past few… Read More ›
In early February, A.S. parties decided to change their names as well as create a new party. OPP decided to split into Bipartisan Demagogic Silent Majority (BDSM) and National Semantic Federalist Workers (NSFW), where DP changed their name to Outspoken… Read More ›
This year, Valentine’s Day falls on the three-day weekend of Presidents’ Day. While this is generally cause for celebration amongst couples, it has resulted in an uncomfortable situation for first year Biology major Ollie Sampson, who now feels obligated to… Read More ›
Last Wednesday, when turning in his application to study abroad next year, second year Environmental Studies major George Benise discovered that his prospective host country, “NorCal,” was, in fact, not a country at all. He was shocked to find that… Read More ›
In the offices of the Nexustentialism section of the Daily Nexus, the writers are often plagued by what form of biting satire to write next. However, like all crusading journalists, they sometimes run a bit dry and are flat out… Read More ›
Star Wars, the toy and apparel brand best known for inspiring the film series of the same name, has seen a major resurgence in retail within the past few months thanks to the release of the seventh film in the… Read More ›
Recently, IV’s own retirement home was adapted to house former students who aren’t quite ready to leave our college slum. Now former students are able to stay in IV, so long as they live alongside the elderly in a similar… Read More ›
On Tuesday, third-year Mechanical Engineering major and self-proclaimed “Republican” (an ineffective portmanteau of Republican and American) Glenn Riley made the horrifying realization that his choice of biking to campus to everyday was in fact environmentally conscious and thus implicitly a… Read More ›
Yesterday, it was reported that Brandon Jacobs, 20, experienced an inside joke that he was not a part of when his housemate Tim Won shouted “That’s how you freebase!” at his other housemate Darren McCarthy, after McCarthy performed an extremely… Read More ›
Thursday afternoon, a first year student, Arthur Bowman, was mauled on the Arbor. Arthur was walking to the library from his lecture at Campbell Hall when he stopped to listen to someone who had shoved a flyer in his face…. Read More ›
Connor Edwards is absolutely prepared to fulfill his two-week long dream of owning a pet husky in his college town of Isla Vista. He took time and care filling out the required paperwork before he could take the dog home. He even… Read More ›
With classes now in full swing, it has become fairly apparent in every lecture who the people are that have decided to challenge the widely accepted custom that lecture is a time to shut up and pretend to learn. As… Read More ›
In trying to introduce more specific and strict guidelines for Isla Vista “Themed Gathering” or T.G. parties, UCSB officials in tandem with Sexual Assault awareness groups have unintentionally split Time and Space, and introduced a small wormhole into the Delta… Read More ›
