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Charlie Kirk Apologizes for “Messy” UCSB Appearance

January 30, 2023March 2, 2023 Gaucho Marks

To: Chancellor Yang, From: Your Midnight Lagoon Lover

February 11, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Nexustentialism, Mon Amour (A Reply)

October 29, 2021November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

The Gaucho sucks.

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Sliced Bread Isn’t Even That Good (A Slice of History)

February 1, 2021November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

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January 28, 2021November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Are We Going to Talk About this Sexual Tension Between Us, Nexustentialism?

November 24, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

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October 30, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Satisfied with the Successful Appointment of Justice Coney Barrett, Senator Ted Cruz Is Sure He’s a Very Smart Boy

October 23, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Isla Vista Halloween-at-Home Survival Guide

May 17, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Doodle Analyses in Quarantine: BIG MOOD

May 12, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Writing my Wrongs: Blowing Chocolate Chunks, Rejecting Middle English, and the Burger that Got Away — Letter #2B

May 10, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Doodle Analyses in Quarantine: Groceries

April 21, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Quarantine Recipes: Tomato and Egg Stir Fry

February 24, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

An Open Letter to the Girl Who Keeps Raising Her Hand in My GE Class

February 20, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Majors That Don’t Exist But Should

February 18, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

We Need Less Subways

February 14, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

I Wrote Nexustentialism a Poem and They Insulted Me

February 11, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

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