
Category: Opinion


Pixar Announces Animated “Passion of the Christ”

Christopher Nolan to Release a Decoder for “Tenet”

Doubleplusungood News for Orwell’s Fake Fans

Are We Going to Talk About this Sexual Tension Between Us, Nexustentialism?

2021 Bingo!

Build a Breakfast Buffet and We’ll Tell You Which 18th Century Literary Trope You Are with Surprising Accuracy!

Fuck Regular Thanksgiving

Which Thanksgiving Cooking Utensil Are You?

This Is It! Gaucho Marks Presidential Mad Libs 2020!

Satisfied with the Successful Appointment of Justice Coney Barrett, Senator Ted Cruz Is Sure He’s a Very Smart Boy

Isla Vista Halloween-at-Home Survival Guide

Timely Warning Edition: Fall 19

La Croix, Le Fraud: An Almost Truthful Tale

The Ghost of My Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Grandfather Colonel Santiago Roman-Igual TerĂ¡n Is Disappointed In Me

Matthew McConaughey Stuns Scientific Community By Entering Black Hole A Second Time

In Order to Avoid Racial Bias in Workplace, I Have Become the Invisible Man

Amazing! Two Students Hold Two-Sided One-Sided Conversation For 19.5 Minutes!

I Didn’t Give You a Fake Number I’m Never Wrong
