Category: Opinion
The Pseudoscience Issue: Spring 18
George W. Bush Reads a Duck Book
Everything You Need to Know Before Seeing Avengers: Infinity War
A List of Hangovers I Did Not, In Fact, Deserve
A Second Hydroflask Will Make You Stronger
Yo, Cali, Where’s My Kush?
10 Tips for Dating Your Professor
Boyfriend Ponders if Dick Sufficient Enough Gift for Valentine’s Day
Anything Can Happen In The Comment Section Of A Donald Trump Video
Trump Found to Be of Sound Mind and Judgment?
College Couple Looking to Spice Up Bedroom Uses Discussion of Bernie Sanders’ Policy as Foreplay
“Three Day Valentine’s Weekend Forces Guy to Go Home to His Long-Distance Girlfriend”
Prospective Study Abroad Student Learns That ‘NorCal’ Is Not a Foreign Country
“Star Wars Hype Tops Sex, Alcohol on List of Fraternity Obsessions”
Conservative Student Realizes that Biking to Campus Makes Him Environmentally Conscious, Does as Much Damage to Environment as Possible to Compensate
Man struggles to find out origin of housemates’ inside joke
“Boys will be Boys”, Universe dictates—UCSB Administration’s attempt to remove sexual assault from Greek Life inadvertently separates Time and Space
Chancellor Yang to intern Commuting Students in WWII-style internment camps
