Category: Opinion
Pixar Announces Animated “Passion of the Christ”
Christopher Nolan to Release a Decoder for “Tenet”
Doubleplusungood News for Orwell’s Fake Fans
Are We Going to Talk About this Sexual Tension Between Us, Nexustentialism?
2021 Bingo!
Build a Breakfast Buffet and We’ll Tell You Which 18th Century Literary Trope You Are with Surprising Accuracy!
Fuck Regular Thanksgiving
Which Thanksgiving Cooking Utensil Are You?
This Is It! Gaucho Marks Presidential Mad Libs 2020!
Satisfied with the Successful Appointment of Justice Coney Barrett, Senator Ted Cruz Is Sure He’s a Very Smart Boy
Isla Vista Halloween-at-Home Survival Guide
Timely Warning Edition: Fall 19
La Croix, Le Fraud: An Almost Truthful Tale
The Ghost of My Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Grandfather Colonel Santiago Roman-Igual Terán Is Disappointed In Me
Matthew McConaughey Stuns Scientific Community By Entering Black Hole A Second Time
In Order to Avoid Racial Bias in Workplace, I Have Become the Invisible Man
Amazing! Two Students Hold Two-Sided One-Sided Conversation For 19.5 Minutes!
I Didn’t Give You a Fake Number I’m Never Wrong
