
Category: Opinion


Fuck Regular Thanksgiving

Which Thanksgiving Cooking Utensil Are You?

This Is It! Gaucho Marks Presidential Mad Libs 2020!

Satisfied with the Successful Appointment of Justice Coney Barrett, Senator Ted Cruz Is Sure He’s a Very Smart Boy

Isla Vista Halloween-at-Home Survival Guide

Timely Warning Edition: Fall 19

La Croix, Le Fraud: An Almost Truthful Tale

The Ghost of My Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Grandfather Colonel Santiago Roman-Igual Terán Is Disappointed In Me

Matthew McConaughey Stuns Scientific Community By Entering Black Hole A Second Time

In Order to Avoid Racial Bias in Workplace, I Have Become the Invisible Man

Amazing! Two Students Hold Two-Sided One-Sided Conversation For 19.5 Minutes!

I Didn’t Give You a Fake Number I’m Never Wrong

New Beachfront Property? In Light of IPCC 2040 Deadline Iowa Announces Plan To Up Real Estate Prices

It Really Was All My Fault

It’s been two years can we all admit that La La Land was a good movie, YOU COWARDS!

Astrology

Banksy Has to Be a White Guy

Joke’s On You, My Nipples Can See You Too
