
Category: Opinion


To: Chancellor Yang, From: Your Midnight Lagoon Lover

Nexustentialism, Mon Amour (A Reply)

The Gaucho sucks.

Book Club: Reading the Thai Restaurant Takeout Menu

Sliced Bread Isn’t Even That Good (A Slice of History)

Doubleplusungood News for Orwell’s Fake Fans

Are We Going to Talk About this Sexual Tension Between Us, Nexustentialism?

Fuck Regular Thanksgiving

Satisfied with the Successful Appointment of Justice Coney Barrett, Senator Ted Cruz Is Sure He’s a Very Smart Boy

Isla Vista Halloween-at-Home Survival Guide

Doodle Analyses in Quarantine: BIG MOOD

Writing my Wrongs: Blowing Chocolate Chunks, Rejecting Middle English, and the Burger that Got Away — Letter #2B

Doodle Analyses in Quarantine: Groceries

Quarantine Recipes: Tomato and Egg Stir Fry

An Open Letter to the Girl Who Keeps Raising Her Hand in My GE Class

Majors That Don’t Exist But Should

We Need Less Subways

I Wrote Nexustentialism a Poem and They Insulted Me
