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Category: Opinion

March 15, 2021March 29, 2021 gauchomarks

The Work from Home Edition: Winter 2021

February 11, 2021February 11, 2021 gauchomarks

Pixar Announces Animated “Passion of the Christ”

February 3, 2021February 1, 2021 gauchomarks

Christopher Nolan to Release a Decoder for “Tenet”

February 1, 2021February 1, 2021 gauchomarks

Doubleplusungood News for Orwell’s Fake Fans

January 28, 2021January 28, 2021 gauchomarks

Are We Going to Talk About this Sexual Tension Between Us, Nexustentialism?

January 25, 2021January 25, 2021 gauchomarks

2021 Bingo!

December 2, 2020January 5, 2021 gauchomarks

Build a Breakfast Buffet and We’ll Tell You Which 18th Century Literary Trope You Are with Surprising Accuracy!

November 24, 2020November 24, 2020 gauchomarks

Fuck Regular Thanksgiving

November 23, 2020December 2, 2020 gauchomarks

Which Thanksgiving Cooking Utensil Are You?

November 3, 2020November 3, 2020 gauchomarks

This Is It! Gaucho Marks Presidential Mad Libs 2020!

October 30, 2020October 30, 2020 gauchomarks

Satisfied with the Successful Appointment of Justice Coney Barrett, Senator Ted Cruz Is Sure He’s a Very Smart Boy

October 23, 2020November 10, 2020 gauchomarks

Isla Vista Halloween-at-Home Survival Guide

February 9, 2020October 9, 2020 gauchomarks

Timely Warning Edition: Fall 19

November 6, 2019November 2, 2019 gauchomarks

La Croix, Le Fraud: An Almost Truthful Tale

May 15, 2019October 16, 2019 gauchomarks

The Ghost of My Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Grandfather Colonel Santiago Roman-Igual TerĂ¡n Is Disappointed In Me

May 15, 2019 gauchomarks

Matthew McConaughey Stuns Scientific Community By Entering Black Hole A Second Time

May 15, 2019 gauchomarks

In Order to Avoid Racial Bias in Workplace, I Have Become the Invisible Man

May 10, 2019May 10, 2019 gauchomarks

Amazing! Two Students Hold Two-Sided One-Sided Conversation For 19.5 Minutes!

April 19, 2019October 16, 2019 gauchomarks

I Didn’t Give You a Fake Number I’m Never Wrong

April 19, 2019 gauchomarks

New Beachfront Property? In Light of IPCC 2040 Deadline Iowa Announces Plan To Up Real Estate Prices

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