Author: gauchomarks
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Lucy Muskgrove
Surfer Discovers Leprechaun Gold by the Oil Rig
The Pseudoscience Issue: Spring 18
Questions Guy From Arbor Raises Prices Due To Hard Times
George W. Bush Reads a Duck Book
Department of Gnome Studies Faces Budget Shortfalls
Class Watches Helplessly As Professor Types “www.googlesearch.com” Into Google Search Bar
Everything You Need to Know Before Seeing Avengers: Infinity War
10 Things To Do With Your Bachelor’s Degree
A List of Hangovers I Did Not, In Fact, Deserve
Earthquake Convinces UCSB to Become Online University
Exorcism Performed on South Hall Elevators
A Second Hydroflask Will Make You Stronger
Chances of Indirect Ass-To-Ass Contact Rises to 1 in 3 During Finals Week
FBI Agent Cringes at Student’s Final Paper
UCSB Runs Out of Toilet Paper Made from Recycled Finals Emails
Women Exist; Invented First Wave Feminism
9 Reasons Why the Raccoon Is a Better Mascot than the Gaucho
