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Author: Gaucho Marks

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April 7, 2023May 5, 2023 Gaucho Marks

Gaucho Marks’ Guide To Deltopia

Charlie Kirk says "socialism" is to blame for momentary loss of rectal control.
March 2, 2023May 5, 2023 Gaucho Marks

Charlie Kirk Apologizes for “Messy” UCSB Appearance

Eric Cartman wearing a Hitler uniform sits on a stool next to Charlie Kirk on stage
March 1, 2023March 2, 2023 Gaucho Marks

Charlie Kirk Reveals Surprise Guest Eric Cartman at UCSB Event

An instagram-style infographic. Presented by the RCSGD: A Beginner's Guide to Cunnilingus. A 10-page educational pamphlet to promote safe oral sex within our campus community is now available on our website!
February 14, 2023March 2, 2023 Gaucho Marks

RCSGD Releases “A Beginner’s Guide to Cunnilingus”

January 31, 2023 Gaucho Marks

Gaucho Marks Announces Rebrand to Nexustentialism

A Valentine's day card featuring Chancellor Yang surrounded by hearts on a pink and red background.
January 30, 2023March 2, 2023 Gaucho Marks

To: Chancellor Yang, From: Your Midnight Lagoon Lover

November 19, 2022November 20, 2022 Gaucho Marks

UCSB Agrees to Offer $54,000/yr Salary to Grad Workers—in Gauchobucks

Here's how YOU can stand up to the Australian Annexation of UCSB! A UCSB student is seen throwing a koala into a eucalyptus tree like a basketball.
November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Australia Annexes Central Coast, Too Many Eucalyptus Trees

October 21, 2022November 3, 2022 Gaucho Marks

It’s Gonna Get Worse, Before It Gets Worse

May 31, 2022October 21, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Local Trans Woman Unsure if Being Harassed in Public or Harangued for Petition

Dead seabird on the beach with a Shen Yun flyer sticking out of its belly
May 20, 2022May 17, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Over 85% of Ocean Trash Shen Yun Adverts

May 6, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

White Studies and Other “Experimental” Majors Offered in the ’22-’23 Year

The incomprehensible pdf in question.
April 20, 2022May 6, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Humanities Set Record for Most Incomprehensible PDF

Digital illustration of blonde white frat boys coming off a factory conveyor belt.
April 18, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Frat Factory Faces Supply Chain Shortage on Justins, Ethans, Tristans

April 8, 2022April 16, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Roommate Roulette: Which One Will You Get?

April 1, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

U.C.S.B. Files for Chapter 9 Bankruptcy

March 7, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Underground Edition: Winter 2022

Digital illustration of Gaucho Marks and Nexustentialism's logos passionately making out
February 11, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Nexustentialism, Mon Amour (A Reply)

February 7, 2022February 11, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Charles Munger Presents: The Mungie Awards

January 26, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Netflix Acquires Gaucho Marks in $2.8T Deal

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The moment you’ve all been waiting for… Our print edition is here! This year our writers have put their blood, sweat, and other bodily fluids into this zine, so you don’t want to miss it! Containing never-before-seen content that will make the CIA blast your head clean off upon reading it! (RIP Gary Smith, 4th year comms major, he was our trial reader) They're talking about duking it out for the space but we're pretty sure they have very different ideas about how it would go down 🥸 Say hello to Gamma Mu Chi (Γμχ)! Gaucho Marks is officially opening the first and for some reason only single chapter fraternity/sorority. Rush starts next quarter! Come join and make friends you'll hate for the rest of your life! 🥸 Students say they are very excited to celebrate this festive and/or tragic holiday! “We deeply apologize for the recent hazing incident that occurred at 5 am,” a representative said on her Instagram story. “We promise that all future hazing events will take place before curfew.” Mecury retrograde might be why you have an insatiable need to give yourself a haircut but it is NOT the reason you didn't study for the midterm you knew was going to happen four weeks ago. Do you have any famous classmates? Are you a famous classmate? Hit us up for a collab, we’d love to leech off your success! This is a monumental achievement on part of the UCSB student body, not only might it work, it has also become the first thing everyone's been able to agree on! MAKE SURE TO SIGN THIS VERY REAL PETITION, AND HAPPY 4/20 TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE!! 🥸 Do you want to be a part of your favorite campus satire publication? Sumbit a drawing of our mascot, Gaucho Marky to be included in our Spring Zine. The more crudely drawn, the better! Link in bio!

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