Gaucho Marks is a humor and satire magazine dedicated to spreading the joy and fun of being a UCSB student without the self-indulgence and self-deprecation. Well, maybe not both of those, but everybody takes what they will. If you are offended by us, give us the name of someone you don’t like and we’ll do a whole feature on them just to make you feel better, sweetie.
Editor in Chief: Suzanna Ackroyd
Faculty Advisor: Kay Young
Publicity Coordinators: Caroline Minchella & Stefani Villatoro
University Editor: Lauren Baker
Opinion Editor: Ignacio Vargas
Local Editor: Sandra Linares
Copy Editor: Karsten Kim
Section Editor: Miles Bishop
Writers: Brandon Teran, Karsten Kim, Stefani Villatoro, Stephanie Felix, Sandra Linares, Rebecca Rein, Caroline Minchella, Ryan Bernstein, Ignacio Vargas, Lauren Baker, Suzanna Ackroyd, Miles Bishop
Founded by: Mathew Javidi
All articles, photos, comics, features, indentations and spaces between letters are entirely fictional and intended for humorous purposes. Any references to actual persons, living or dead, as well as actual entities and institutions are not grounded in fact and have been orchestrated in the minds of people who believe that they are smarter than the aforementioned persons, entities and institutions. No live animals were harmed during the formation of this publication; however, we are still young and times may change. All published Gaucho Marks material, in print and online, is the property of Gaucho Marks Magazine and cannot be reproduced without the expressed permission of the Editor in Chief, who will more than likely be lasciviously drunk and therefore probably oblige.
If you would like to speak with us directly about anything, please feel free to email us at the address below. After putting your name and message on display for the office to ridicule for a few hours, we should contact you pretty quickly. If you feel that the printed word is too feeble and tiny to carry the weight of your message, speak to us in person at our meetings, which take place in South Hall room 1415 at 8 PM on Tuesdays and 7 PM on Thursdays.