May 10, 2018 gauchomarks

Department of Gnome Studies Faces Budget Shortfalls

May 3, 2018May 4, 2018 gauchomarks

Class Watches Helplessly As Professor Types “www.googlesearch.com” Into Google Search Bar

April 25, 2018April 25, 2018 gauchomarks

10 Things To Do With Your Bachelor’s Degree

April 11, 2018April 12, 2018 gauchomarks

Earthquake Convinces UCSB to Become Online University

April 10, 2018 gauchomarks

Exorcism Performed on South Hall Elevators

March 21, 2018March 29, 2018 gauchomarks

Chances of Indirect Ass-To-Ass Contact Rises to 1 in 3 During Finals Week

March 20, 2018March 20, 2018 gauchomarks

FBI Agent Cringes at Student’s Final Paper

March 14, 2018March 21, 2018 gauchomarks

UCSB Runs Out of Toilet Paper Made from Recycled Finals Emails

December 10, 2017December 10, 2017 gauchomarks

Email From the Office of the Grand Chancellor Henry T. Yang: Cyber Bullying Re. Thomas Fire

December 10, 2017February 2, 2018 gauchomarks

Thomas Fire Definitive Proof We Are In Worst Branch of Multiverse

December 1, 2017December 1, 2017 gauchomarks

Young Americans for Liberty Debate Goes Horribly Awry as People Voice Only Positive Opinions

November 15, 2017November 15, 2017 gauchomarks

Embarrassing! First-Time Professor Traps Self in Projector

November 14, 2017February 20, 2018 gauchomarks

Vice Chancellor Mephistopheles Raises Tuition $15K, Your Immortal Soul

October 21, 2017October 23, 2017 gauchomarks

University Researchers Discover UCSB Real School

January 20, 2017 gauchomarks

Students Avoid Day of Education to Protest Ignorance

November 8, 2016November 8, 2016 gauchomarks

Sinister By Association: Evil Links Found between SB Democrats, Illuminati, and ASUCSB

April 4, 2016 gauchomarks

UCSB Students Mistake “Grouplove” for Massive Orgy

February 23, 2016 gauchomarks

A.S. Parties Change Names, Become Unintentionally Sexual

February 6, 2016 gauchomarks

The Daily Nexus has a Nexustential crisis

December 3, 2015December 3, 2015 gauchomarks

Impressionable kid mauled by Arbor tabling