Category: University
Questions Guy From Arbor Raises Prices Due To Hard Times
Department of Gnome Studies Faces Budget Shortfalls
Class Watches Helplessly As Professor Types “www.googlesearch.com” Into Google Search Bar
10 Things To Do With Your Bachelor’s Degree
Earthquake Convinces UCSB to Become Online University
Exorcism Performed on South Hall Elevators
Chances of Indirect Ass-To-Ass Contact Rises to 1 in 3 During Finals Week
FBI Agent Cringes at Student’s Final Paper
UCSB Runs Out of Toilet Paper Made from Recycled Finals Emails
Email From the Office of the Grand Chancellor Henry T. Yang: Cyber Bullying Re. Thomas Fire
Thomas Fire Definitive Proof We Are In Worst Branch of Multiverse
Young Americans for Liberty Debate Goes Horribly Awry as People Voice Only Positive Opinions
Embarrassing! First-Time Professor Traps Self in Projector
Vice Chancellor Mephistopheles Raises Tuition $15K, Your Immortal Soul
University Researchers Discover UCSB Real School
Students Avoid Day of Education to Protest Ignorance
Sinister By Association: Evil Links Found between SB Democrats, Illuminati, and ASUCSB
UCSB Students Mistake “Grouplove” for Massive Orgy
