Author: Gaucho Marks
Hello funny people!
Here’s a list of people who have to die/resign/be removed so that Bernie can get his chance!
We’re Sorry: An Apology Letter from the Staff at Gaucho Marks, aka Fake News
Students Avoid Day of Education to Protest Ignorance
Sinister By Association: Evil Links Found between SB Democrats, Illuminati, and ASUCSB
Anything Can Happen In The Comment Section Of A Donald Trump Video
Very Liberal Dad Disappointed to Find Out Son Isn’t Gay
Trump Found to Be of Sound Mind and Judgment?
Earlier Noise Ordinance Would Make Getting F*cked Up Dangerous and Depressing, Isla Vistans Say
College Couple Looking to Spice Up Bedroom Uses Discussion of Bernie Sanders’ Policy as Foreplay
New Radiohead Album Review!
HILLARY GOES HARD AT CHELLA WEEKEND 2:
I.V. Overrun as Thousands of Pilgrims Flock to New Ike’s Opening
UCSB Students Mistake “Grouplove” for Massive Orgy
Trump’s March Madness Bracket
Oscars: What Your Pick for Best Picture Says About You
Keg is Main Draw of I.V. Band’s Show
A.S. Parties Change Names, Become Unintentionally Sexual
“Three Day Valentine’s Weekend Forces Guy to Go Home to His Long-Distance Girlfriend”
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