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April 26, 2018April 27, 2018 Gaucho Marks

Everything You Need to Know Before Seeing Avengers: Infinity War

April 19, 2018October 16, 2019 Gaucho Marks

A List of Hangovers I Did Not, In Fact, Deserve

March 25, 2018March 25, 2018 Gaucho Marks

A Second Hydroflask Will Make You Stronger

February 27, 2018February 27, 2018 Gaucho Marks

Yo, Cali, Where’s My Kush?

November 28, 2017March 6, 2018 Gaucho Marks

10 Tips for Dating Your Professor

February 14, 2017February 14, 2017 Gaucho Marks

Boyfriend Ponders if Dick Sufficient Enough Gift for Valentine’s Day

November 8, 2016November 8, 2016 Gaucho Marks

Anything Can Happen In The Comment Section Of A Donald Trump Video

October 10, 2016November 2, 2017 Gaucho Marks

Trump Found to Be of Sound Mind and Judgment?

June 2, 2016June 2, 2016 Gaucho Marks

College Couple Looking to Spice Up Bedroom Uses Discussion of Bernie Sanders’ Policy as Foreplay

February 13, 2016 Gaucho Marks

“Three Day Valentine’s Weekend Forces Guy to Go Home to His Long-Distance Girlfriend”

February 10, 2016 Gaucho Marks

Prospective Study Abroad Student Learns That ‘NorCal’ Is Not a Foreign Country

February 5, 2016 Gaucho Marks

“Star Wars Hype Tops Sex, Alcohol on List of Fraternity Obsessions”

January 20, 2016 Gaucho Marks

Conservative Student Realizes that Biking to Campus Makes Him Environmentally Conscious, Does as Much Damage to Environment as Possible to Compensate

December 3, 2015December 3, 2015 Gaucho Marks

Man struggles to find out origin of housemates’ inside joke

November 19, 2015November 19, 2015 Gaucho Marks

“Boys will be Boys”, Universe dictates—UCSB Administration’s attempt to remove sexual assault from Greek Life inadvertently separates Time and Space

October 30, 2015October 30, 2015 Gaucho Marks

Chancellor Yang to intern Commuting Students in WWII-style internment camps

October 12, 2015October 12, 2015 Gaucho Marks

Bernie Sanders Gaining Traction with Fact-Check-Less Online Following

February 24, 2014 Gaucho Marks

Bandai Introduces TamaGucci, The Handheld Pet Rapper

January 20, 2014 Gaucho Marks

Introducing LING 69, a Crash Course in Oral Dexterity

January 20, 2014January 20, 2014 Gaucho Marks

Point/Counterpoint: I’m a Single, College-Aged Mother Trying to Boost the Economy vs. Wake Up, Mommy

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