Author: Gaucho Marks
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“Star Wars Hype Tops Sex, Alcohol on List of Fraternity Obsessions”
Friendship Manor Deemed “IV-hab” for Those Who Aren’t Ready to Leave Isla Vista
Conservative Student Realizes that Biking to Campus Makes Him Environmentally Conscious, Does as Much Damage to Environment as Possible to Compensate
Man struggles to find out origin of housemates’ inside joke
Impressionable kid mauled by Arbor tabling
Future IV Pet Owner already drafting Facebook post looking for adoption
“Some Guidelines for Appropriate and Inappropriate Sounds to Make in Lecture”
“Boys will be Boys”, Universe dictates—UCSB Administration’s attempt to remove sexual assault from Greek Life inadvertently separates Time and Space
What People Are Really Doing on their Computers in Class
Top Suspect for Isla Vista House Robbery, Sketchy Roommate
Giant Black Cock Somehow Least Offensive Halloween Costume This Year
Chancellor Yang to intern Commuting Students in WWII-style internment camps
Ice in Paradise could be the newest hot spot for Isla Vistans, though the interest is going cold
Keystone IV Pipeline to Start Construction alongside Formation of Isla Vista CSD
Bernie Sanders Gaining Traction with Fact-Check-Less Online Following
“So Blessed To Have Spent 4 Years Here At The Beach” Says Outgoing Senior Tanya Hernandez, Who Went Stand-Up Paddle Boarding Once While At UCSB
Caitlyn Jenner Gains Approval Of Trans Community By Throwing Shade In Spelling Name With A ‘C’ Instead of ‘K’
I.V. Residents Overwhelmingly Agree, “Baltimore Rioters Should Learn To Respect Property”
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