Tag: UCSB
The Off the Grid Edition: Spring 2021
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Boyfriend Ponders if Dick Sufficient Enough Gift for Valentine’s Day
Impressionable kid mauled by Arbor tabling
Future IV Pet Owner already drafting Facebook post looking for adoption
“Some Guidelines for Appropriate and Inappropriate Sounds to Make in Lecture”
“Boys will be Boys”, Universe dictates—UCSB Administration’s attempt to remove sexual assault from Greek Life inadvertently separates Time and Space
“So Blessed To Have Spent 4 Years Here At The Beach” Says Outgoing Senior Tanya Hernandez, Who Went Stand-Up Paddle Boarding Once While At UCSB
Unfortunate Event Wording Triggers PTSD Of Hundreds Of Students Who Saw It On Facebook
Freshman Found Inside Campus Construction Area After Four Days Missing
Queer Spanish Teacher Forces Students to Conjugate Verbs with Preferred Gender Pronouns
Playoff Experience Enlightens Pacers Rookie Orlando Johnson to Low Bar of Greatness at UCSB
Every Guy a Pussy, Earthquake Reports
Alpha Epsilon Pi Engages Burgeoning Palestinian Fraternity in Bitter Prank War
Bill’s Short Bus Offers Fast Transportation to Slow People
Tequila Shortage Dries Out Cinco de Mayo Plans, Forces Students to Drink Ethanol
Victorious OPP Plans Allotment of AS Funds Primarily for 2014 Election Campaign
ANAL Party Penetrates Associated Students Elections
Gaucho Marks 