
Category: University


I Escaped a Cult: Surviving Calpirg

Five More White Students Added To Black Studies

The Female Trouble Issue: Fall 18

Department of Religious Studies Invents New God

Chancellor Yang Added to Smash Bros. Ultimate for Nintendo Switch

The Pseudoscience Issue: Spring 18

Questions Guy From Arbor Raises Prices Due To Hard Times

Department of Gnome Studies Faces Budget Shortfalls

Class Watches Helplessly As Professor Types “www.googlesearch.com” Into Google Search Bar

10 Things To Do With Your Bachelor’s Degree

Earthquake Convinces UCSB to Become Online University

Exorcism Performed on South Hall Elevators

Chances of Indirect Ass-To-Ass Contact Rises to 1 in 3 During Finals Week

FBI Agent Cringes at Student’s Final Paper

UCSB Runs Out of Toilet Paper Made from Recycled Finals Emails

Email From the Office of the Grand Chancellor Henry T. Yang: Cyber Bullying Re. Thomas Fire

Thomas Fire Definitive Proof We Are In Worst Branch of Multiverse

Young Americans for Liberty Debate Goes Horribly Awry as People Voice Only Positive Opinions
