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May 4, 2021 Gaucho Marks

New Classroom Building Slated to Be Chuck E. Cheese, Chancellor Reports

April 29, 2021April 27, 2021 Gaucho Marks

Gaucho Plagued Absurdism (GPA) Vol. 3 Iss. 2: Down the Temporal Hole – Zoom to the Past 2.34

April 27, 2021April 27, 2021 Gaucho Marks

Hot Girl Who Just Followed You Is Incidentally Running for A.S.

April 19, 2021November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

That Big Boat Is Now Stuck in the Campus Lagoon!

April 14, 2021November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

PRESS RELEASE: Gaucho Marks Announces NFT Auction

February 12, 2021November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

A.S. Runoff Election Decided by Student Body—Just One Student Body

February 10, 2021November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Gaucho Plagued Absurdism (GPA) Vol. 3 Iss. 1: Down the Temporal Hole – The Last Bus to North Hall 2.85

January 28, 2021November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Are We Going to Talk About this Sexual Tension Between Us, Nexustentialism?

January 25, 2021November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

2021 Bingo!

December 1, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Gaucho Plagued Absurdism (GPA) Vol. 2 Iss. 2: Mapache Season – The Ballad of Olé the Time-Traveling Gaucho 3.38

November 17, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Gaucho Plagued Absurdism (GPA) Vol. 2 Iss. 1: Mapache Season — Raccoon Theology 3.13

November 13, 2020November 13, 2020 Gaucho Marks

Thank You for Your Payment

November 3, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

This Is It! Gaucho Marks Presidential Mad Libs 2020!

October 23, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Isla Vista Halloween-at-Home Survival Guide

May 7, 2020January 28, 2021 Gaucho Marks

Gaucho Plagued Absurdism (GPA) Vol. 1 Iss. 1: The Night Shift — Gnome Studies Department During Quarantine 4.0

May 6, 2020May 4, 2020 Gaucho Marks

Gaucho Plagued Absurdism (GPA) Vol. 1 Iss. 1: The Night Shift — FreeHum@ns 4.0

February 24, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

An Open Letter to the Girl Who Keeps Raising Her Hand in My GE Class

February 20, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Majors That Don’t Exist But Should

February 14, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

I Wrote Nexustentialism a Poem and They Insulted Me

February 13, 2020February 13, 2020 Gaucho Marks

An Interview With a Raccoon

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