LEAKED: Full List of Return-to-Campus Plans from UC Admin
COVID-19 Announcement Mad Libs
“Omicron” Discovered to be Bionicle, Sentient and Out for Revenge
The Manifesto Edition: Fall 2021
UCSB Approves Munger Hall Student Redesign
The Gaucho sucks.
The Off the Grid Edition: Spring 2021
Gaucho Plagued Absurdism (GPA) Vol 4: The End – Duality of Man -6.66
Sadboi Vibes Presents: EDC at the Beach!
New Classroom Building Slated to Be Chuck E. Cheese, Chancellor Reports
Book Club: Reading the Thai Restaurant Takeout Menu
Gaucho Plagued Absurdism (GPA) Vol. 3 Iss. 2: Down the Temporal Hole – Zoom to the Past 2.34
Hot Girl Who Just Followed You Is Incidentally Running for A.S.
Sliced Bread Isn’t Even That Good (A Slice of History)
That Big Boat Is Now Stuck in the Campus Lagoon!
PRESS RELEASE: Gaucho Marks Announces NFT Auction
