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December 1, 2021January 17, 2022 Gaucho Marks

“Omicron” Discovered to be Bionicle, Sentient and Out for Revenge

November 29, 2021November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

The Manifesto Edition: Fall 2021

November 8, 2021November 29, 2021 Gaucho Marks

UCSB Approves Munger Hall Student Redesign

October 29, 2021November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

The Gaucho sucks.

June 8, 2021November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

The Off the Grid Edition: Spring 2021

May 27, 2021May 25, 2021 Gaucho Marks

Gaucho Plagued Absurdism (GPA) Vol 4: The End – Duality of Man -6.66

May 26, 2021November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Sadboi Vibes Presents: EDC at the Beach!

May 4, 2021 Gaucho Marks

New Classroom Building Slated to Be Chuck E. Cheese, Chancellor Reports

April 29, 2021April 29, 2021 Gaucho Marks

Book Club: Reading the Thai Restaurant Takeout Menu

April 29, 2021April 27, 2021 Gaucho Marks

Gaucho Plagued Absurdism (GPA) Vol. 3 Iss. 2: Down the Temporal Hole – Zoom to the Past 2.34

April 27, 2021April 27, 2021 Gaucho Marks

Hot Girl Who Just Followed You Is Incidentally Running for A.S.

April 21, 2021April 21, 2021 Gaucho Marks

Sliced Bread Isn’t Even That Good (A Slice of History)

April 19, 2021November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

That Big Boat Is Now Stuck in the Campus Lagoon!

April 14, 2021November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

PRESS RELEASE: Gaucho Marks Announces NFT Auction

March 15, 2021November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

The Work from Home Edition: Winter 2021

February 12, 2021November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

A.S. Runoff Election Decided by Student Body—Just One Student Body

February 11, 2021November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Pixar Announces Animated “Passion of the Christ”

February 10, 2021November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Gaucho Plagued Absurdism (GPA) Vol. 3 Iss. 1: Down the Temporal Hole – The Last Bus to North Hall 2.85

February 3, 2021November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Christopher Nolan to Release a Decoder for “Tenet”

February 1, 2021November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Doubleplusungood News for Orwell’s Fake Fans

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