[TW: This article contains sex references]

The Resource Center for Sexual and Gender diversity has a new link on their website. Entitled “A Beginner’s Guide to Cunnilingus”, the ten-page pamphlet intends to “promote equality with regards to oral sex among UCSB students” and “improve the overall health of relationships”, according to the foreword. “We’ve had resources on safe oral sex,” the introduction remarks, “but not resources on good oral sex.”

Alex, the Education Coordinator at the RCSGD, mentioned that this area of education has historically been “sorely lacking.” “It is the mission of the RCSGD,” she said, “to represent and include people of all sexual orientations and gender. Our sexual research department is one of the best in the nation.”

The pamphlet includes sections such as:

• Communicating with your Partner,
• Trimming Your Fingernails, 
• How to Find the Clitoris, and
• A Data-Driven Approach to the Best Patterns to Lick.

Erica Willams, 20, thinks that this pamphlet may be incredibly helpful. “I’ve got a Tinder date next Friday”, she said, “and before I meet the guy I’m definitely sending him this.”

Gaucho Marks staff are reportedly quite excited to apply the techniques described in the pamphlet during their next bimonthly staff orgy.