George W. Bush Reads a Duck Book

Screen Shot 2018-05-24 at 4.12.42 AMGeorge W. Bush is the son of George H. W. Bush
making George W. Bush, George Bush Jr.
his dad’s friends are:
Osama bin Laden
the Clintons
Adam Weishaupt
Jeb Bush

and of course, Jesus is George H. W. Bush’s


for George Bush’s birthday
George H. W. Bush bought his son the presidency

and a goat book.

but George Bush wanted a duck book

George Bush didn’t want to be president
George Bush didn’t want a goat book
George Bush just wants to read a duck book

but never forget,

George Bush did 9/11 while reading a duck book
George Bush did 9/11 while being sodomized by the Twin Towers
George Bush is a reptilian
and George W. Bush Jr. is still reading that duck book.