
Author: gauchomarks
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Earthquake Convinces UCSB to Become Online University

Exorcism Performed on South Hall Elevators

A Second Hydroflask Will Make You Stronger

Chances of Indirect Ass-To-Ass Contact Rises to 1 in 3 During Finals Week

FBI Agent Cringes at Student’s Final Paper

UCSB Runs Out of Toilet Paper Made from Recycled Finals Emails

Women Exist; Invented First Wave Feminism

9 Reasons Why the Raccoon Is a Better Mascot than the Gaucho

Yo, Cali, Where’s My Kush?

Student Caught Doping During Exams

10 Ways Bernie Can Still Win

Valentines Day Invented By Couple to Make Single People Feel Bad

’69 Love Songs’ Still the Best Soundtrack for Your Valentine’s Day

Student Personally Affected by Mudslides, Amazon Package Three Days Late

Justin Timberlake Performs SexyBack, Janet Jackson Tries to Expose His Sexy Rack

Gaucho Marks Magazine: Volume 6 Issue 1

Email From the Office of the Grand Chancellor Henry T. Yang: Cyber Bullying Re. Thomas Fire

Thomas Fire Definitive Proof We Are In Worst Branch of Multiverse
