April 19, 2018 gauchomarks

A List of Hangovers I Did Not, In Fact, Deserve

April 11, 2018April 12, 2018 gauchomarks

Earthquake Convinces UCSB to Become Online University

April 10, 2018 gauchomarks

Exorcism Performed on South Hall Elevators

March 25, 2018March 25, 2018 gauchomarks

A Second Hydroflask Will Make You Stronger

March 21, 2018March 29, 2018 gauchomarks

Chances of Indirect Ass-To-Ass Contact Rises to 1 in 3 During Finals Week

March 20, 2018March 20, 2018 gauchomarks

FBI Agent Cringes at Student’s Final Paper

March 14, 2018September 21, 2018 gauchomarks

UCSB Runs Out of Toilet Paper Made from Recycled Finals Emails

March 9, 2018March 15, 2018 gauchomarks

Women Exist; Invented First Wave Feminism

March 4, 2018March 9, 2018 gauchomarks

9 Reasons Why the Raccoon Is a Better Mascot than the Gaucho

February 27, 2018February 27, 2018 gauchomarks

Yo, Cali, Where’s My Kush?

February 24, 2018March 5, 2018 gauchomarks

Student Caught Doping During Exams

February 20, 2018February 20, 2018 gauchomarks

10 Ways Bernie Can Still Win

February 14, 2018March 7, 2018 gauchomarks

Valentines Day Invented By Couple to Make Single People Feel Bad

February 13, 2018 gauchomarks

’69 Love Songs’ Still the Best Soundtrack for Your Valentine’s Day

February 11, 2018 gauchomarks

Student Personally Affected by Mudslides, Amazon Package Three Days Late

February 11, 2018February 11, 2018 gauchomarks

Justin Timberlake Performs SexyBack, Janet Jackson Tries to Expose His Sexy Rack

February 10, 2018February 10, 2018 gauchomarks

Gaucho Marks Magazine: Volume 6 Issue 1

December 10, 2017December 10, 2017 gauchomarks

Email From the Office of the Grand Chancellor Henry T. Yang: Cyber Bullying Re. Thomas Fire

December 10, 2017February 2, 2018 gauchomarks

Thomas Fire Definitive Proof We Are In Worst Branch of Multiverse

December 1, 2017December 1, 2017 gauchomarks

Young Americans for Liberty Debate Goes Horribly Awry as People Voice Only Positive Opinions