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February 22, 2024 Gaucho Marks

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December 4, 2023February 9, 2024 Gaucho Marks

The Left-Handed Agenda

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Nexustentialism, Mon Amour (A Reply)

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January 22, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

LEAKED: Full List of Return-to-Campus Plans from UC Admin

December 1, 2021January 17, 2022 Gaucho Marks

“Omicron” Discovered to be Bionicle, Sentient and Out for Revenge

November 29, 2021November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

The Manifesto Edition: Fall 2021

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Alpha Epsilon Pi Engages Burgeoning Palestinian Fraternity in Bitter Prank War

May 14, 2013February 21, 2014 Gaucho Marks

Bill’s Short Bus Offers Fast Transportation to Slow People

May 5, 2013February 21, 2014 Gaucho Marks

Tequila Shortage Dries Out Cinco de Mayo Plans, Forces Students to Drink Ethanol

May 5, 2013 Gaucho Marks

Confessions of a Tamale Girl

April 24, 2013February 21, 2014 Gaucho Marks

ANAL Party Penetrates Associated Students Elections

April 9, 2013February 21, 2014 Gaucho Marks

Police Barricades Force Deltopia Into Dorm Bathroom

April 4, 2013April 4, 2013 Gaucho Marks

March Sadness: The Physical and Emotional Injuries of the 2013 NCAA Tournament