Category: Opinion
You Totally Weren’t Ghosted; They Could Be Dead
The Best Burger You’ll Ever Eat
Gaucho Marks is Too Straight
Charlie Kirk Apologizes for “Messy” UCSB Appearance
To: Chancellor Yang, From: Your Midnight Lagoon Lover
Nexustentialism, Mon Amour (A Reply)
The Gaucho sucks.
Book Club: Reading the Thai Restaurant Takeout Menu
Sliced Bread Isn’t Even That Good (A Slice of History)
Doubleplusungood News for Orwell’s Fake Fans
Are We Going to Talk About this Sexual Tension Between Us, Nexustentialism?
Fuck Regular Thanksgiving
Satisfied with the Successful Appointment of Justice Coney Barrett, Senator Ted Cruz Is Sure He’s a Very Smart Boy
Isla Vista Halloween-at-Home Survival Guide
Doodle Analyses in Quarantine: BIG MOOD
Writing my Wrongs: Blowing Chocolate Chunks, Rejecting Middle English, and the Burger that Got Away — Letter #2B
Doodle Analyses in Quarantine: Groceries
Quarantine Recipes: Tomato and Egg Stir Fry
