April 29, 2024April 29, 2024 Gaucho Marks

Anti-Communism is Sinophobia

August 12, 2023February 23, 2024 Gaucho Marks

Diversity Win! Female UCSB Mathematician Discovers New Number!

August 3, 2023August 12, 2023 Gaucho Marks

Gaucho Marks Writers Announce Solidarity With WGA Strike By Continuing to Slack Off

March 2, 2023May 5, 2023 Gaucho Marks

Charlie Kirk Apologizes for “Messy” UCSB Appearance

March 1, 2023March 2, 2023 Gaucho Marks

Charlie Kirk Reveals Surprise Guest Eric Cartman at UCSB Event

November 19, 2022November 20, 2022 Gaucho Marks

UCSB Agrees to Offer $54,000/yr Salary to Grad Workers—in Gauchobucks

April 14, 2021November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

PRESS RELEASE: Gaucho Marks Announces NFT Auction

February 11, 2021November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Pixar Announces Animated “Passion of the Christ”

February 1, 2021November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Doubleplusungood News for Orwell’s Fake Fans

January 25, 2021November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

2021 Bingo!

December 3, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

For He’s a Jolly Good Mallow

November 20, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Your Weekly Wrap-up: News from the Underground

November 3, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

This Is It! Gaucho Marks Presidential Mad Libs 2020!

October 30, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Satisfied with the Successful Appointment of Justice Coney Barrett, Senator Ted Cruz Is Sure He’s a Very Smart Boy

May 5, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Quarantined Wellness Check #1 — Updates from the Eyes

April 28, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Writing my Wrongs: Swindling Swine, INFERNAPE, and Cowardice at Carrillo — Letter #2

April 22, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Writing My Wrongs: Flat-Earthers, Testicles, and Scapegoats — Letter #1

February 11, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

GOOP: Guided, Open, Onest, Proces

February 5, 2020November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Duchess Meghan Markle And Duke Harry Breaking News: i dOnT cArE

November 13, 2019November 13, 2019 Gaucho Marks

I’m Valid, But at What Cost?