
Month: February 2014


Bandai Introduces TamaGucci, The Handheld Pet Rapper

Foreign Student Entertains Cop With Funny Name

Vladimir Putin Lures Olympic Gold Medalists Into Island Manhunt

From Shakespeare to Shia LaBeouf: A History of Game-Changing Headwear

Lesser-Known UCSB Awards

A.S. Senators Passionately Debate Shittiness of Their Jobs

Isla Vista Man Puts Penis on House Arrest

Seaworld Promises New Measures to Prevent Dolphin Rape

Subway Introduces ‘Philly Cheese Hoffman’ to Commemorate Deceased Actor

Dreamy Boy Displeased With Portrayal in Catalyst Poem

Study Shows Isla Vista Almost Depressed Enough to Build Souplantation

Environmentally Conscious Students Detained in Guantanamo By NSA Spies
