Month: February 2014
Bandai Introduces TamaGucci, The Handheld Pet Rapper
Foreign Student Entertains Cop With Funny Name
Vladimir Putin Lures Olympic Gold Medalists Into Island Manhunt
From Shakespeare to Shia LaBeouf: A History of Game-Changing Headwear
Lesser-Known UCSB Awards
A.S. Senators Passionately Debate Shittiness of Their Jobs
Isla Vista Man Puts Penis on House Arrest
Subway Introduces ‘Philly Cheese Hoffman’ to Commemorate Deceased Actor
Dreamy Boy Displeased With Portrayal in Catalyst Poem
Study Shows Isla Vista Almost Depressed Enough to Build Souplantation
Environmentally Conscious Students Detained in Guantanamo By NSA Spies
