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A Valentine's day card featuring Chancellor Yang surrounded by hearts on a pink and red background.
January 30, 2023March 2, 2023 Gaucho Marks

To: Chancellor Yang, From: Your Midnight Lagoon Lover

November 19, 2022November 20, 2022 Gaucho Marks

UCSB Agrees to Offer $54,000/yr Salary to Grad Workers—in Gauchobucks

Here's how YOU can stand up to the Australian Annexation of UCSB! A UCSB student is seen throwing a koala into a eucalyptus tree like a basketball.
November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Australia Annexes Central Coast, Too Many Eucalyptus Trees

May 31, 2022October 21, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Local Trans Woman Unsure if Being Harassed in Public or Harangued for Petition

Dead seabird on the beach with a Shen Yun flyer sticking out of its belly
May 20, 2022May 17, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Over 85% of Ocean Trash Shen Yun Adverts

May 6, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

White Studies and Other “Experimental” Majors Offered in the ’22-’23 Year

The incomprehensible pdf in question.
April 20, 2022May 6, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Humanities Set Record for Most Incomprehensible PDF

Digital illustration of blonde white frat boys coming off a factory conveyor belt.
April 18, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Frat Factory Faces Supply Chain Shortage on Justins, Ethans, Tristans

April 8, 2022April 16, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Roommate Roulette: Which One Will You Get?

April 1, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

U.C.S.B. Files for Chapter 9 Bankruptcy

March 7, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Underground Edition: Winter 2022

January 26, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Netflix Acquires Gaucho Marks in $2.8T Deal

January 22, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

LEAKED: Full List of Return-to-Campus Plans from UC Admin

January 15, 2022January 22, 2022 Gaucho Marks

COVID-19 Announcement Mad Libs

November 29, 2021November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

The Manifesto Edition: Fall 2021

October 29, 2021November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

The Gaucho sucks.

October 14, 2013February 21, 2014 Gaucho Marks

A.S. Senate Shuts Down After Vote of ‘No Confidence’ in Student Body

June 5, 2013 Gaucho Marks

Playoff Experience Enlightens Pacers Rookie Orlando Johnson to Low Bar of Greatness at UCSB

May 14, 2013February 21, 2014 Gaucho Marks

Bill’s Short Bus Offers Fast Transportation to Slow People

April 9, 2013February 21, 2014 Gaucho Marks

Police Barricades Force Deltopia Into Dorm Bathroom

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