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January 31, 2023 Gaucho Marks

Gaucho Marks Announces Rebrand to Nexustentialism

October 21, 2022November 3, 2022 Gaucho Marks

It’s Gonna Get Worse, Before It Gets Worse

May 31, 2022October 21, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Local Trans Woman Unsure if Being Harassed in Public or Harangued for Petition

Dead seabird on the beach with a Shen Yun flyer sticking out of its belly
May 20, 2022May 17, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Over 85% of Ocean Trash Shen Yun Adverts

May 6, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

White Studies and Other “Experimental” Majors Offered in the ’22-’23 Year

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April 20, 2022May 6, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Humanities Set Record for Most Incomprehensible PDF

Digital illustration of blonde white frat boys coming off a factory conveyor belt.
April 18, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Frat Factory Faces Supply Chain Shortage on Justins, Ethans, Tristans

April 8, 2022April 16, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Roommate Roulette: Which One Will You Get?

April 1, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

U.C.S.B. Files for Chapter 9 Bankruptcy

March 7, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Underground Edition: Winter 2022

Digital illustration of Gaucho Marks and Nexustentialism's logos passionately making out
February 11, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Nexustentialism, Mon Amour (A Reply)

February 7, 2022February 11, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Charles Munger Presents: The Mungie Awards

January 26, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Netflix Acquires Gaucho Marks in $2.8T Deal

January 15, 2022January 22, 2022 Gaucho Marks

COVID-19 Announcement Mad Libs

November 8, 2021November 29, 2021 Gaucho Marks

UCSB Approves Munger Hall Student Redesign

October 29, 2021November 5, 2022 Gaucho Marks

The Gaucho sucks.

May 22, 2013February 21, 2014 Gaucho Marks

Alpha Epsilon Pi Engages Burgeoning Palestinian Fraternity in Bitter Prank War

May 14, 2013February 21, 2014 Gaucho Marks

Bill’s Short Bus Offers Fast Transportation to Slow People

May 5, 2013February 21, 2014 Gaucho Marks

Tequila Shortage Dries Out Cinco de Mayo Plans, Forces Students to Drink Ethanol

May 5, 2013 Gaucho Marks

Confessions of a Tamale Girl

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