March 1, 2023March 2, 2023 Gaucho Marks

Charlie Kirk Reveals Surprise Guest Eric Cartman at UCSB Event

January 31, 2023 Gaucho Marks

Gaucho Marks Announces Rebrand to Nexustentialism

January 30, 2023March 2, 2023 Gaucho Marks

To: Chancellor Yang, From: Your Midnight Lagoon Lover

November 19, 2022November 20, 2022 Gaucho Marks

UCSB Agrees to Offer $54,000/yr Salary to Grad Workers—in Gauchobucks

November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Australia Annexes Central Coast, Too Many Eucalyptus Trees

October 21, 2022November 3, 2022 Gaucho Marks

It’s Gonna Get Worse, Before It Gets Worse

May 31, 2022October 21, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Local Trans Woman Unsure if Being Harassed in Public or Harangued for Petition

May 20, 2022May 17, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Over 85% of Ocean Trash Shen Yun Adverts

May 6, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

White Studies and Other “Experimental” Majors Offered in the ’22-’23 Year

April 20, 2022May 6, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Humanities Set Record for Most Incomprehensible PDF

April 18, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Frat Factory Faces Supply Chain Shortage on Justins, Ethans, Tristans

April 8, 2022April 16, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Roommate Roulette: Which One Will You Get?

April 1, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

U.C.S.B. Files for Chapter 9 Bankruptcy

March 7, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Underground Edition: Winter 2022

February 11, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Nexustentialism, Mon Amour (A Reply)

February 7, 2022February 11, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Charles Munger Presents: The Mungie Awards

January 26, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

Netflix Acquires Gaucho Marks in $2.8T Deal

January 22, 2022November 4, 2022 Gaucho Marks

LEAKED: Full List of Return-to-Campus Plans from UC Admin

January 15, 2022January 22, 2022 Gaucho Marks

COVID-19 Announcement Mad Libs

December 1, 2021January 17, 2022 Gaucho Marks

“Omicron” Discovered to be Bionicle, Sentient and Out for Revenge