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As this turbulent school year draws to a close, we hope this issue inspires everyone to look beyond our differences and work together for a better future. After all, achieving World Peace is just a matter of everyone agreeing to be nice and to not push the big red button. So diligent readers, we command you: go forth and save the planet, end racism, hold hands in a field of daisies singing along to the Sound of Music soundtrack, and VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!
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