Proud Republican and pro-life activist Sherry White got an abortion Thursday after doctors informed her the baby would be Mexican, according to today’s press release from the Southern Poverty Law Center.

As an active protester in front of Planned Parenthood who, every Thursday evening, held the sign “All Babies Want to Be Born,” White shocked her community when she decided to get her abortion. “I really did not see it coming, but I absolutely believe she’s doing the Lord’s work,” said White’s longtime friend and fellow pro-life activist, Sandra Bailey.

Sherry White had known there was something wrong with her baby when she heard ranchera and cumbia music playing from her womb. “I didn’t understand what was happening,” said a very distressed White. “I knew there was something wrong.”

White then went to her doctors to confirm her suspicions. They took a sonogram of her womb and found the baby wearing a sombrero and shaking maracas.  

“The doctors said my baby would have a 99.9% chance of being Mexican,” began White, crying hysterically. “I only slept with the gardner once! I didn’t know the baby would be Mexican too. I had no choice but to get the abortion.”

When we asked White why getting an abortion was her only option she answered, “I couldn’t have a rapist drug lord under the same roof as me.”

White still spends her Thursday evenings in front of Planned Parenthood, but now her sign reads “White Babies Want to Be Born.”