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December 1, 2021January 17, 2022 Gaucho Marks

“Omicron” Discovered to be Bionicle, Sentient and Out for Revenge

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The moment you’ve all been waiting for… Our print edition is here! This year our writers have put their blood, sweat, and other bodily fluids into this zine, so you don’t want to miss it! Containing never-before-seen content that will make the CIA blast your head clean off upon reading it! (RIP Gary Smith, 4th year comms major, he was our trial reader) They're talking about duking it out for the space but we're pretty sure they have very different ideas about how it would go down 🥸 Say hello to Gamma Mu Chi (Γμχ)! Gaucho Marks is officially opening the first and for some reason only single chapter fraternity/sorority. Rush starts next quarter! Come join and make friends you'll hate for the rest of your life! 🥸 Students say they are very excited to celebrate this festive and/or tragic holiday! “We deeply apologize for the recent hazing incident that occurred at 5 am,” a representative said on her Instagram story. “We promise that all future hazing events will take place before curfew.” Mecury retrograde might be why you have an insatiable need to give yourself a haircut but it is NOT the reason you didn't study for the midterm you knew was going to happen four weeks ago. Do you have any famous classmates? Are you a famous classmate? Hit us up for a collab, we’d love to leech off your success! This is a monumental achievement on part of the UCSB student body, not only might it work, it has also become the first thing everyone's been able to agree on! MAKE SURE TO SIGN THIS VERY REAL PETITION, AND HAPPY 4/20 TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE!! 🥸 Do you want to be a part of your favorite campus satire publication? Sumbit a drawing of our mascot, Gaucho Marky to be included in our Spring Zine. The more crudely drawn, the better! Link in bio!

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