Undie Run Helps Student Study for Anatomy Final

Thanks to the demonstration of several hundred half naked students in the Fall Quarter Undie Run, Junior Biology major Phillip Wright reported that he is sufficiently prepared for his anatomy final tomorrow. “I was having trouble remembering some of the distinctive features of vaginal structures,” said Wright over the whooping of scores of his scantily clad peers, “but then this chick runs by me wearing a zebra print thong that clearly showed her camel toe, and I got a really good idea. I would have bombed that question without her help.” Wright added that one student’s drunken proclamation of “I LOVE IV!”,  which was screamed mere inches from his face, helped him locate the tonsils on a diagram of the human mouth.

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