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A grassroots movement to replace The Gaucho with the Racoon, right, has begun on the UCSB meme page.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-09T07:21:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gauchomarks.com/2018/02/14/valentines-day-invented-by-couples-to-make-single-people-feel-bad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gauchomarks.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/3fced7cc701789ece6b45efb54ff30fa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3fced7cc701789ece6b45efb54ff30fa</image:title><image:caption>Antonio Canova's Psyche Revived By Cupid's Kiss. Gross.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-07T08:05:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gauchomarks.com/2017/11/28/10-tips-for-dating-your-professor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gauchomarks.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/10tipsdatingprofessor_gauchomarks.png</image:loc><image:title>10tipsdatingprofessor_gauchomarks</image:title><image:caption>The art of seduction is not yet lost on university campuses in this country. Depositphotos user Nigerfoxy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-06T10:12:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gauchomarks.com/2018/02/24/student-caught-doping-during-exams/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gauchomarks.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/student-caught-doping-during-exams.png</image:loc><image:title>Student Caught Doping During Exams</image:title><image:caption>Third-year undergraduate student Alex Krupin posted this picture to his instagram account on Thursday.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-05T09:26:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gauchomarks.com/2018/02/27/yo-cali-wheres-my-kush/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gauchomarks.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/yo-cali-wheres-my-kush_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yo, Cali, where's my kush_</image:title><image:caption>Artist's rendering of downtown State Street in the not-so-distant future.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-27T20:39:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gauchomarks.com/2017/11/14/vice-chancellor-mephistopheles-raises-tuition-to-15k-your-immortal-soul/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gauchomarks.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/mephistopheles_story_gauchomarks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mephistopheles_story_gauchomarks</image:title><image:caption>President Janet Napolitano speaks in support of the fiscal changes masterminded by her colleague, Mephistopheles, who heads all soul-collecting operations in Hell.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-20T19:51:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gauchomarks.com/2018/02/20/10-ways-bernie-can-still-win/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gauchomarks.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/bernie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bernie</image:title><image:caption>Bernard Sanders, voted America's handsomest socialist.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-20T04:30:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gauchomarks.com/2018/02/13/69-love-songs-still-the-best-soundtrack-for-your-valentines-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gauchomarks.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/381da8e007594c4ccca55d327bfa6b78.png</image:loc><image:title>381da8e007594c4ccca55d327bfa6b78</image:title><image:caption>Masterpiece.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-13T02:43:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gauchomarks.com/2018/02/11/justin-timberlake-performs-sexyback-janet-jackson-tries-to-expose-his-sexy-rack/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gauchomarks.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/jt_jj.png</image:loc><image:title>jt_jj</image:title><image:caption>Historic Nipplegate moment circa 2004, the bustier bust heard ‘round the world as Justin Timberlake (right) sees a female breast for the first time and Janet Jackson (left) finds an embarrassing food stain on corset. With special guest star Gaucho Marks (nipple)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-11T22:58:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gauchomarks.com/2018/02/11/student-personally-affected-by-mudslides-amazon-package-three-days-late/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gauchomarks.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/presentation1.png</image:loc><image:title>Presentation1</image:title><image:caption>A collage of devastation.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-11T22:24:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gauchomarks.com/2017/12/10/thomas-fire-definitive-proof-we-are-in-worst-branch-of-multiverse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gauchomarks.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/screen-shot-2017-12-09-at-3-56-35-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-12-09 at 3.56.35 PM</image:title><image:caption>Artist's rendering of the timeline we are most-probably in right now. 
NASA, ESA, G. Bacon (STScI), Gallery Yopriceille
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-02T04:28:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gauchomarks.com/2017/12/10/email-from-the-office-of-the-grand-chancellor-henry-t-yang-cyber-bullying-re-thomas-fire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gauchomarks.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/chancellor_yang.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chancellor_yang</image:title><image:caption>Chancellor Yang works with administrators to minimize damage of Thomas-Fire-related memes proliferating on the famous UCSB Zesty Meme Cuisine for Horny Teens, recently renamed UCSB Fiery Meme Cuisine for Ashy Teens, Facebook group. The Bottom Line</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gauchomarks.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/screen-shot-2017-12-09-at-5-21-32-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-12-09 at 5.21.32 PM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-10T05:15:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gauchomarks.com/2017/12/01/young-americans-for-liberty-debate-goes-horribly-awry-as-people-voice-only-positive-opinions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gauchomarks.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/hug-photo-black-and-white-london-girls-hugging-the-round-peg-528x352.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hug-photo-black-and-white-london-girls-hugging-the-round-peg-528x352</image:title><image:caption>Two undergraduates discover that they share more in common than crippling student loan debt. The Round Peg</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-01T18:06:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gauchomarks.com/2017/11/22/isla-vista-drug-cartel-front-for-pdf-smuggling-ring/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gauchomarks.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/s-college-textbooks-prices-480x360-e1511312050127.jpg</image:loc><image:title>s-COLLEGE-TEXTBOOKS-PRICES-480x360</image:title><image:caption>The price of educational books has increased nine-fold since 1978. 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Trump purportedly saved all of his coursework for the class on Clinton's email server. 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