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March 15, 2021March 29, 2021 gauchomarks

The Work from Home Edition: Winter 2021

January 25, 2021January 25, 2021 gauchomarks

2021 Bingo!

December 1, 2020December 1, 2020 gauchomarks

Gaucho Plagued Absurdism (GPA) Vol. 2 Iss. 2: Mapache Season – The Ballad of Olé the Time-Traveling Gaucho 3.38

November 3, 2020November 3, 2020 gauchomarks

This Is It! Gaucho Marks Presidential Mad Libs 2020!

October 23, 2020November 10, 2020 gauchomarks

Isla Vista Halloween-at-Home Survival Guide

May 12, 2020May 7, 2020 gauchomarks

Writing my Wrongs: Blowing Chocolate Chunks, Rejecting Middle English, and the Burger that Got Away — Letter #2B

April 28, 2020April 27, 2020 gauchomarks

Writing my Wrongs: Swindling Swine, INFERNAPE, and Cowardice at Carrillo — Letter #2

April 22, 2020 gauchomarks

Writing My Wrongs: Flat-Earthers, Testicles, and Scapegoats — Letter #1

February 18, 2020February 17, 2020 gauchomarks

We Need Less Subways

February 11, 2020February 9, 2020 gauchomarks

GOOP: Guided, Open, Onest, Proces

February 9, 2020October 9, 2020 gauchomarks

Timely Warning Edition: Fall 19

November 13, 2019November 13, 2019 gauchomarks

I’m Valid, But at What Cost?

November 6, 2019November 2, 2019 gauchomarks

La Croix, Le Fraud: An Almost Truthful Tale

October 31, 2019October 28, 2019 gauchomarks

Feline Fatale: We’re All a Bunch of Mountain Pussies!

October 29, 2019October 29, 2019 gauchomarks

The Four Orientalist Horsegirls of Halloween

October 22, 2019October 22, 2019 gauchomarks

Things Elizabeth Warren Doesn’t Have a Plan For

May 15, 2019October 16, 2019 gauchomarks

The Ghost of My Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Grandfather Colonel Santiago Roman-Igual Terán Is Disappointed In Me

April 19, 2019October 16, 2019 gauchomarks

I Didn’t Give You a Fake Number I’m Never Wrong

April 9, 2019October 16, 2019 gauchomarks

It Really Was All My Fault

December 8, 2018March 4, 2021 gauchomarks

The Female Trouble Issue: Fall 18

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