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This Is It! Gaucho Marks Presidential Mad Libs 2020!

Isla Vista Halloween-at-Home Survival Guide

Writing my Wrongs: Blowing Chocolate Chunks, Rejecting Middle English, and the Burger that Got Away — Letter #2B

Writing my Wrongs: Swindling Swine, INFERNAPE, and Cowardice at Carrillo — Letter #2

Writing My Wrongs: Flat-Earthers, Testicles, and Scapegoats — Letter #1

We Need Less Subways

GOOP: Guided, Open, Onest, Proces

Timely Warning Edition: Fall 19

I’m Valid, But at What Cost?

La Croix, Le Fraud: An Almost Truthful Tale

Feline Fatale: We’re All a Bunch of Mountain Pussies!

The Four Orientalist Horsegirls of Halloween

Things Elizabeth Warren Doesn’t Have a Plan For

The Ghost of My Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Grandfather Colonel Santiago Roman-Igual Terán Is Disappointed In Me

I Didn’t Give You a Fake Number I’m Never Wrong

It Really Was All My Fault

IV Foot Patrol Needs More Feet

Astrology
