Month: October 2011

Fraternities Indicted in Elaborate Friend-Trafficking Scheme
Daily Nexus Revealed NOT to Be Satirical Newspaper
Undeclared Student Goes For Brief Jog around Lagoon

San Diego State Excitedly Prepares for Isla Vista Halloween
Manic Pixie Dream Girl Seeks Handsome Male Undergoing Quarter-Life Crisis
Student Claims Party ‘Not Chill’
Daily Nexus Satire Column Completely Goes Over Head of Satire Columnist

“Sand Castles” Now a Required Course for Medieval Studies Degree
Freshman Regrets UCSB Attendance after Revelation That “Psych” isn’t Actually Filmed in Santa Barbara

UC Tuition Hikes Raise Student Awareness of Money
