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Indiana Pacers Trade Orlando Johnson Back To UC Santa Barbara

With four days to go before the NBA trade deadline, the Indiana Pacers announced their intention to send 2nd year guard Orlando Johnson back to the University of California, Santa Barbara men’s basketball team. The Pacers struggled to find any suitors for the former Gaucho, but Athletic Director Mark Massari didn’t hesitate in pulling the…

Foreign Student Entertains Cop With Funny Name

While awaiting a minor-in-possession ticket on Sabado Tarde Road last Saturday evening, UCSB foreign exchange student Mohammed Karim el-Amin reportedly entertained Isla Vista Foot Patrol officers with his extremely silly name. The 21-year-old Saudi Arabian immigrant was caught carrying an open container of Stolichnaya vodka by officers who later described his name as “fucking priceless”…